listi.net

Listi.net

             


17 ways to pass gas



If you have more types of farts, send them to us at fart@Stockg.com

1. SBD - Silent But Deadly
2. Earthquake fart - the room is shaking
3. High C fart - sounds like you're playing an instrument
4. Walking fart - a new pass with every step
5. Muffled fart - let it out slow and no one hears it
6. Sneeze and fart - you tried, but sending projectiles out your mouth at 120 mph, you lost control
7. Egg fart - no, an egg doesn't come out, the smell
8. Locker room fart - you're so cool you have gas
9. Fart and Shard - you're undies were old anyway, time for the garbage
10. Dog Fart - he just doesn't care
11. Urinal Fart - You're peeing and you figure you're in the bathroom anyway
12. Drum fart - sounds like you're playing the drums, they're fast and furious
13. Exercise Fart - you're doing those crunches and boom
14. Accusation Fart - you're accused of passing the gas, but it wasn't you
15. Google Fart - not a real fart you just go to Google and search for the word
16. Gurgling fart
17. Explosion fart
Top
blog comments powered by Disqus
Home

Sign In
Sign Up

FAQ
About
Help
Contact Us
Terms and Conditions

Tweet List

Link to us