| 1. | I have a beautiful wife and kids |
| 2. | I have a well paying job |
| 3. | My computer recently crashed but I didn't lose any data |
| 4. | I can still play Ice Hockey |
| 5. | Sunsets |
| 6. | Availability of clean food and water |
| 7. | Non fiction books |
| 8. | Democracy |
| 9. | Capitalism |
| 10. | Alcohol |
| 11. | Sports |
| 12. | Friends |
| 13. | Family |
| 14. | Jokes |
| 15. | Seinfeld |
| 16. | Curb Your Enthusiasm |
| 17. | I'm in good health |
| 18. | GPS |
| 19. | Vacations |
| 20. | I have money in the bank and am not living pay check to pay check |
| 21. | Twitter |
| 22. | iPods |
| 23. | Automobiles |
| 24. | Airplanes |
| 25. | Cell phones |
| 26. | Oxygen |
| 27. | Air conditioning |
| 28. | Electricity |
| 29. | Lightbulbs |
| 30. | Heat |
| 31. | Cable TV |
| 32. | Birth control |
| 33. | Ability to develop Software |
| 34. | Sun tan lotion |
| 35. | Pizza |
| 36. | Ice cream |
| 37. | Steak |
| 38. | French Fries |
| 39. | Funny movies |
| 40. | Sex |
| 41. | Wine |
| 42. | Microsoft |
| 43. | WiFi |
| 44. | Laptops |
| 45. | Air Bags |
| 46. | Soldiers |
| 47. | Freedom |
| 48. | Wikipedia |
| 49. | Stock Market |
| 50. | Gambling |
| 51. | Bicycles |
| 52. | Roller blading |
| 53. | Skiing |
| 54. | Subway system |
| 55. | Sneakers |
| 56. | Clothing |
| 57. | Umbrellas |
| 58. | Toilets |
| 59. | Toothbrushes |
| 60. | Supermarkets |
| 61. | Electric Razors |
| 62. | Peace |
| 63. | 80's Music |
| 64. | Google |
| 65. | Libraries |
| 66. | Book Stores |
| 67. | The Moon and the Stars |
| 68. | Star Trek |
| 69. | The Beatles |
| 70. | Depeche Mode |
| 71. | New Order |
| 72. | Reading Glasses |
| 73. | Hospitals |
| 74. | Visual Basic |
| 75. | Email |
| 76. | Batteries |
| 77. | Money |
| 78. | Farmers |
| 79. | Corporations |
| 80. | Gloves |
| 81. | Shovels |
| 82. | Tools |
| 83. | Creating |
| 84. | Evolution |
| 85. | The Police |
| 86. | Football |
| 87. | Baseball |
| 88. | NHL |
| 89. | Movies |
| 90. | NY City |
| 91. | Family Guy |
| 92. | My Co-workers |
| 93. | Space Travel |
| 94. | Science |
| 95. | Nerds |
| 96. | Garbage Collectors |
| 97. | Plumbers |
| 98. | Guitars |
| 99. | United States of America |
| 100. | Doctors |
| 101. | Dentists |
| 102. | Teachers |
| 103. | Clean Water |
| 104. | Toilet Paper |
| 105. | Babies |
| 106. | I live in nice house |
| 107. | I live in safe neighborhood |
| 108. | Long Island Ice Tea |
| 109. | Mojitos |
| 110. | Vitamins |
| 111. | Hospitals |
| 112. | Surgeons |
| 113. | Disk Drives |
| 114. | Bug Spray |
| 115. | Chocolate |
| 116. | Sugar |
| 117. | Paper |
| 118. | Pencils |
| 119. | Prisons |
| 120. | Drug Companies |
| 121. | Laws |
| 122. | Earphones |
| 123. | Sun Glasses |
| 124. | That I'm not a turkey |
| 125. | Opposable thumbs |
| 126. | Arms and Legs |
| 127. | Paper |
| 128. | Hole Punchers |
| 129. | Index cards |
| 130. | Paper shredders |
| 131. | Fire Extiguishers |
| 132. | Dishwashers |
| 133. | Label makers |
| 134. | Writable CDs and DVDs |
| 135. | Scanners |
| 136. | Copy Machines |
| 137. | Wires |
| 138. | Wood |
| 139. | Locks |
| 140. | Chairs |
| 141. | Buttons |
| 142. | Zippers |
| 143. | Hoods |
| 144. | The Wheel |
| 145. | Keyboards |
| 146. | Lasers |
| 147. | Factories |
| 148. | Glue |
| 149. | Metal |
| 150. | Photography |
| 151. | Yellow Markers |
| 152. | Scissors |
| 153. | Screws |
| 154. | LEDs |
| 155. | Cardboard boxes |
| 156. | Earphones |
| 157. | Ink |
| 158. | Printers |
| 159. | Advertisers |
| 160. | Windows |
| 161. | Glass |
| 162. | Grease |
| 163. | Rubber |
| 164. | Plastic |
| 165. | Razor blades |
| 166. | Electric Shavers |
| 167. | Hats |
| 168. | Clouds |
| 169. | Gravity |
| 170. | Color |
| 171. | Heart |
| 172. | Brains |
| 173. | Pain killers |
| 174. | Firefighters |
| 175. | People |
| 176. | Snow |
| 177. | Paper shredders |
| 178. | Toilet Paper that doesn't break through |
| 179. | The NY Islanders will get first round draft pick this year |
| 180. | They fired a co-worker at my company and not me |
| 181. | Snapple |
| 182. | I've lost 4 pounds on my current diet |
| 183. | Reading Glasses |
| 184. | Microsoft Excel |
| 185. | Osama bin Laden was killed |
| 186. | I'm not eating turkey on turkey day |
| 187. | CarPeriscope.com |
| 188. | Spoons, forks and knives |
| 189. | Medicine |
| 190. | Tape |
| 191. | Papermate Sharpwriter Pencils |
| 192. | Cameras |
| 193. | I'm closer to the 1% than the 99% |
| 194. | Pepper spray |
| 195. | Index Cards without lines |
| 196. | Telephones |
| 197. | Foldable boxes |
| 198. | Laws |
| 199. | Traffic Lights |
| 200. | Free Market Economy |
| 201. | Westworld |
| 202. | Breaking Bad |
| 203. | I have a job |
| 204. | I got a promotion |
| 205. | Bulletproof Coffee |
| 206. | Scott Adams |
| 207. | Donald Trump |
| 208. | Persuasion techniques |
| 209. | Stefan Molyneux |
| 210. | Modern Medicine |
| 211. | The Internet |
| 212. | Bose speakers |
| 213. | Noise Canceling headphones |
| 214. | Quiet Car on LIRR |
| 215. | Working from home |
| 216. | Blogging |
| 217. | Samsung Virtual Reality |
| 218. | Women |
| 219. | The alternative media |
| 220. | Risk takers |
| 221. | Inventors |
| 222. | Investors |
| 223. | Healthcare |
| 224. | Yellow highlighters |
| 225. | Books |
| 226. | Fire Extinguishers |
| 227. | Elevators |
| 228. | Spring weather |
| 229. | Tim Ferriss |
| 230. | Sam Harris |
| 231. | Dental floss |
| 232. | Blood Glucose meters |
| 233. | Magnets |
| 234. | Magnifying glasses |
| 235. | My dog Lola |
| 236. | Python |
| 237. | Excel |
| 238. | VBA |
| 239. | PowerPoint |
| 240. | Automation |
| 241. | My brain |
| 242. | Tissues |
| 243. | Rollerblading |
| 244. | Nail puzzle |
| 245. | Getting Likes and Retweets on twitter |
| 246. | Bagels |
| 247. | Math |
| 248. | Banksy |
| 249. | Outdoors |
| 250. | Lists |
| 251. | Nature |
| 252. | Speed |
| 253. | Vitamin Shoppe |
| 254. | Google |
| 255. | Yellow Papermate SharpWriter pencils |
| 256. | ASP |
| 257. | Survival knowledge |
| 258. | Freedom of speech |
| 259. | JavaScript |
| 260. | Business |
| 261. | Learning |
| 262. | Mindfulness/Meditation |
| 263. | Hypnosis |
| 264. | Cialdini |
| 265. | Drawing |
| 266. | Shortcuts |
| 267. | Customers |
| 268. | Praise |
| 269. | Wow |
| 270. | Teaching |
| 271. | Leading |
| 272. | Walking my dog |
| 273. | Training my dog |
| 274. | Petting my dog |
| 275. | Helping people |
| 276. | Larry David |
| 277. | James Altucher |
| 278. | Excel Diet |
| 279. | Solving problems |
| 280. | Exploring |
| 281. | Napkins |
| 282. | writers |
| 283. | Second Monitors attached to laptop |
| 284. | DNA |
| 285. | Nuclear Fusion |
| 286. | Derivatives (it pays my bills) |
| 287. | Backups |
| 288. | Rain |
| 289. | Pain<> |
| 290. | Healing |
| 291. | Flat screen monitors |
| 292. | Napping |
| 293. | Sunsets |
| 294. | Book shelves |
| 295. | Kindle on my Phone |
| 296. | Bluetooth |
| 297. | Urinal dividers |
| 298. | Innovation |
| 299. | Having Arms |
| 300. | That you read this list and retweeted it |