| 1. | SBD - Silent But Deadly |
| 2. | Earthquake fart - the room is shaking |
| 3. | High C fart - sounds like you're playing an instrument |
| 4. | Walking fart - a new pass with every step |
| 5. | Muffled fart - let it out slow and no one hears it |
| 6. | Sneeze and fart - you tried, but sending projectiles out your mouth at 120 mph, you lost control |
| 7. | Egg fart - no, an egg doesn't come out, the smell |
| 8. | Locker room fart - you're so cool you have gas |
| 9. | Fart and Shard - you're undies were old anyway, time for the garbage |
| 10. | Dog Fart - he just doesn't care |
| 11. | Urinal Fart - You're peeing and you figure you're in the bathroom anyway |
| 12. | Drum fart - sounds like you're playing the drums, they're fast and furious |
| 13. | Exercise Fart - you're doing those crunches and boom |
| 14. | Accusation Fart - you're accused of passing the gas, but it wasn't you |
| 15. | Google Fart - not a real fart you just go to Google and search for the word |
| 16. | Gurgling fart |
| 17. | Explosion fart |