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29 Favorite #Seinfeld Quotes

1.These pretzels are making me thirsty
2."The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli"
3."Hello Newman"
4."I don't want to be a pirate"
5."If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right"
6."The mail it never stops... the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in...Then the bar code reader breaks, it's Publishers Clearing House day"
7."No soup for you"
8."If we pick do we not bleed?"
9."I was in the pool"
10."It's a show about nothing"
11."Who conquered Spain in 1492?" "The Moops"
12."Let's sweep together"
13."Stress is very damaging to the epidermis"
14."It's not you it's me"
15."Believe it or not George isn't at home"
16.I said "Nice try granny" and I sent her to the back of the line
17.Vhat is dat noise
18.Soup is not a meal
19.That's Gold Jerry, Gold.
20.The Dingo ate your baby
21."Not that there's anything wrong with that"
22.I had a pony
23.That is one magic lugi
24."He's bald!", "He can lift 100 pounds right over his head"
25.Are you still master of your domain
26.Every time I think I'm out they pull me back in
27."Nice Game Pretty Boy"
28."He took it out"
29.Can you spare a square?

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