| 1. | Water up your nose |
| 2. | Jelly fish |
| 3. | Sand in your shoes |
| 4. | Sand in your car |
| 5. | Getting dunked by a big wave |
| 6. | Finding a parking spot |
| 7. | Carrying all that stuff |
| 8. | The close by bathrooms |
| 9. | The guy playing his loud radio next to me |
| 10. | Sunburn |
| 11. | Sand in your Sandwich |
| 12. | Walking on hot sand |
| 13. | Getting sand in my laptop |
| 14. | Stepping on sharp shells |
| 15. | Getting crapped on by a seagull |
| 16. | Getting pulled out by the life guard |
| 17. | TV |
| 18. | Video games |
| 19. | Tweeting |
| 20. | Sitting in traffic to get there |
| 21. | The Cost |
| 22. | The medical sludge |
| 23. | Someone next to you is shaking out their towel of sand |
| 24. | Sitting in that wet bathing suit all day |
| 25. | Shrinkage |
| 26. | Snack bar prices |
| 27. | My wife telling me it's time to go just as I start to enjoy it |