| 1. | Water up your nose | |
| 2. | Jelly fish | |
| 3. | Sand in your shoes | |
| 4. | Sand in your car | |
| 5. | Getting dunked by a big wave | |
| 6. | Finding a parking spot | |
| 7. | Carrying all that stuff | |
| 8. | The close by bathrooms | |
| 9. | The guy playing his loud radio next to me | |
| 10. | Sunburn | |
| 11. | Sand in your Sandwich | |
| 12. | Walking on hot sand | |
| 13. | Getting sand in my laptop | |
| 14. | Stepping on sharp shells | |
| 15. | Getting crapped on by a seagull | |
| 16. | Getting pulled out by the life guard | |
| 17. | TV | |
| 18. | Video games | |
| 19. | Tweeting | |
| 20. | Sitting in traffic to get there | |
| 21. | The Cost | |
| 22. | The medical sludge | |
| 23. | Someone next to you is shaking out their towel of sand | |
| 24. | Sitting in that wet bathing suit all day | |
| 25. | Shrinkage | |
| 26. | Snack bar prices | |
| 27. | My wife telling me it's time to go just as I start to enjoy it |