17 excuses not to have #sex

1.I'm full
2.I'm tired
3.I'm sleeping
4.We'll do it in the morning
5.I'm having my period
6.I have the runs
7.I have to go to work
8.I don't want to get sweaty
9.I'm not turned on
10.We just did it 2 days ago
11.The kids are up
12.I can't stand you
13.I'm too hungry
14.The kids might be home any minute
15.I'm not in the mood
16.It's Yom Kippur
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