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Naked Airlines

We at Naked Airlines take your safety with the utmost consideration.

That's why we started Naked Airlines.

As you arrive at our gate you get stripped down to your birthday suit with a beautiful bathrobe supplied by our staff. You'll sit in a relaxing chair and get a full body cavity search by one of our sexy flight attendants.

Your luggage and clothes are safe as they fly on their own plane.

You know that no crazies will be sticking bombs or weapons in the underwear or shoes because they won't be wearing any.

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